Indeed. Although he would raise the quality level by a factor of roughly 1,000.
Anyway, it can't be long before the transers come along and stick their big lady dicks right up the arse of this absurd lady football nonsense by demanding to be selected. At which point we'll just have men's football and men's football where the players wear make-up and take hormones.
I see mine was the short version
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'