Honeymoon ideas for next July?

[Monty92]

I work in Basel.

Extremely pleasant but extremely expensive.

Stay here...

https://www.lestroisrois.com/en/hotel

Weather in July will be like Dubai. If you fancy it take a swim in the Rhine. Perfectly normally for the locals.

Short train journey to other cities or something like the Black Forest. Maybe a watch tour of one of the big companies.

My mate support Young Boys (lol) and it’s him 25 minutes after work to get to there.

Tried all sorts of flight combinations...BA from Heathrow works best.

Side note...considering FC Basel as my 2nd club. At least they have their own burger at McDonald’s. Not having this Young Boys thing.

A few years ago I got dragged to the BaselWorld watch fair by a massive Asian bloke who ran a sh*tty start-up lifestyle magazine. He said he'd booked us an Airbnb, but when we got there it was a rancid bedsit with only a single sofa bed for us to sleep on, together.

That was a really, really horrible two nights' sleep. No bum stuff, but given the extent of the physical contact between us during the night he may as well have

[Burney]

A few years ago I got dragged to the BaselWorld watch fair by a massive Asian bloke who ran a sh*tty start-up lifestyle magazine. He said he'd booked us an Airbnb, but when we got there it was a rancid bedsit with only a single sofa bed for us to sleep on, together.

That was a really, really horrible two nights' sleep. No bum stuff, but given the extent of the physical contact between us during the night he may as well have

Tight arse?