It's odd that the people of Peterborough would be happy to elect

[Ash]

Funnily enough, during my only ever visit to Peterborough (for a pre-season friendly with Arsenal about 20 years ago) I was in a cafe before the game and noticed someone had dropped a wad of notes on the floor.

My response to this discovery may explain what the locals (rightfully) have against my type.

I like the way you can casually confess, from the safety of some 20 years after the fact, that you attended a pre-season friendly 75 miles out of London.

[Sir C]

I like the way you can casually confess, from the safety of some 20 years after the fact, that you attended a pre-season friendly 75 miles out of London.

I watched our Europa League semi-final defeat last year in a Wetherspoons in Peterborough. En route to 't north

I'm going to overnight in Peterborough in a couple of weeks. En route to 't north!

[Burney]

I watched our Europa League semi-final defeat last year in a Wetherspoons in Peterborough. En route to 't north

I'm going to overnight in Peterborough in a couple of weeks. En route to 't north!

A rather splendid cathedral that town 50s and 60s town planners decided it would be wise to surround with utter shíte.

See also: Hereford and Worcester.

[Sir C]

A rather splendid cathedral that town 50s and 60s town planners decided it would be wise to surround with utter shíte.

See also: Hereford and Worcester.

Yes, I saw the cathedral. The rest of it was a bit of a shíthole mind.

I must research a good Indian restaurant. When one overnights on a Thursday en route to 't Lakes one eat Indian food, right? That's just how it is.

[Burney]

Yes, I saw the cathedral. The rest of it was a bit of a shíthole mind.

I must research a good Indian restaurant. When one overnights on a Thursday en route to 't Lakes one eat Indian food, right? That's just how it is.

It's as good a rule as any - particularly if you can't find an all-you-can-eat chinky.

Tonight, I shall be eating Italian sausages with peppers and onions. FAGGEDABADIT!

[Sir C]

It's as good a rule as any - particularly if you can't find an all-you-can-eat chinky.

Tonight, I shall be eating Italian sausages with peppers and onions. FAGGEDABADIT!

Did I make those snossidges? No, I think not.

Tomorrow I will make snossidges.

[Burney]

Did I make those snossidges? No, I think not.

Tomorrow I will make snossidges.

Are you going to eat them with peppers and onions? In a sandwich?

[Peter]

Yes, I saw the cathedral. The rest of it was a bit of a shíthole mind.

I must research a good Indian restaurant. When one overnights on a Thursday en route to 't Lakes one eat Indian food, right? That's just how it is.

Why are you stopping on your way to the North? You're not Dick Turpin. Just ****ing go...... it really isnt that far.

Peterborough is absolutely bloody awful.

[Burney]

Why are you stopping on your way to the North? You're not Dick Turpin. Just ****ing go...... it really isnt that far.

Peterborough is absolutely bloody awful.

Home of EMAP and the Posh?

No, it is pretty terrible. I once got talked into buying a very, very ill-advised baggy linen suit in Peterborough.

In my defence, it was the mid-90s, but even so.

[Peter]

Home of EMAP and the Posh?

No, it is pretty terrible. I once got talked into buying a very, very ill-advised baggy linen suit in Peterborough.

In my defence, it was the mid-90s, but even so.

I'm sure we've all tried a linen suit at some point in our lives. Only once though.....

I go to Peterborough fairly regularly. THe first time I went I didnt think it could get any worse but it most certainly has.