herbert chapman you ****.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Is it true you called me a ****?

Confess and I'll end you quickly and mercifully.

I most certainly did not c. I called you a braying jackanapes and a featherwit who was conceived in his mother's anus after she allowed herself to be sodomized by a drunken syphillitic matlow.

I would not employ such course nordic profanities as the 'C' word c.