I have decided to stop identifying as a football fan.

[Sir C]

Did he ever stand four square on the old North Bank like us c, repelling the invading Irons with his bare fists? I very much doubt it.

I had a skinhead, 96 hole oxblood DMs with razor blades poking out of the toes and a butcher's coat h. I expect we battled back to back for the honour of our club on many occasions.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I had a skinhead, 96 hole oxblood DMs with razor blades poking out of the toes and a butcher's coat h. I expect we battled back to back for the honour of our club on many occasions.

Ah yes. I traded in my butcher's coat for a sheepskin that cost the equivalent, in today's money, of a fahsund pahnd when the North Bank could no longer give me enough of a challenge and I graduated to the Clock End.

[Burney]

Bless your heart, but I’ve known you almost 20 years, and of all your qualities, good or and, you have never been any5hingclose to being a football fan. In 2004 you were bitching about how **** Thierry Henry was, for all love. No, stickball is you4 thing, and that’s fine.

How dare you deny my lived experience, you fascist oppressor!

[Sir C]

How dare you deny my lived experience, you fascist oppressor!

Sorry about that b.

[Burney]

Sorry about that b.

Yes, well just don't do it again, lest I take to Twitter to express my outrage.

[Sir C]

Yes, well just don't do it again, lest I take to Twitter to express my outrage.

There doesn't seem to be much twitter outrage around recently. Even the Cleese furore seems to have diminished rapidly to nothing.