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  1. #1
    He was a Gooner
    And a nonce
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    He was a Gooner
    And a nonce
    Yes. Didn't he used to do the sex with his daughter?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. Didn't he used to do the sex with his daughter?
    Arthur Mullard?

    That's appalling.

    I always preferred Selwyn Froggitt anyway.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Arthur Mullard?

    That's appalling.

    I always preferred Selwyn Froggitt anyway.
    Yus, my dear.

    Despite which, it appears his daughter nursed him in his dotage. In return for which, he left her 5 grand in his will, leaving £250,000 to...wait for it...a children's home

    It's fair to say that Arthur may have been a really horrible ****.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yus, my dear.

    Despite which, it appears his daughter nursed him in his dotage. In return for which, he left her 5 grand in his will, leaving £250,000 to...wait for it...a children's home

    It's fair to say that Arthur may have been a really horrible ****.
    Well one assumes she'd had the benefit of his member for some years, so perhaps he felt he'd given enough

    Dinner tonight: Sausages, chips, beans. I may chuck a fried egg into the mix. Oh go on then, two fried eggs and a slice of bread and butter.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Well one assumes she'd had the benefit of his member for some years, so perhaps he felt he'd given enough

    Dinner tonight: Sausages, chips, beans. I may chuck a fried egg into the mix. Oh go on then, two fried eggs and a slice of bread and butter.
    I find that cutting the eggs up in the bean/chip mix with a good slathering of ketchup creates a delicious combination.

    I'm watching it at my dad's. Nearly three decades to the day since I watched the Anfield game with him in exactly the same place.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I find that cutting the eggs up in the bean/chip mix with a good slathering of ketchup creates a delicious combination.

    I'm watching it at my dad's. Nearly three decades to the day since I watched the Anfield game with him in exactly the same place.
    Dear God, that will be a cheery experience if (when) we lose.

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