May gone.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The thing Boris definitely can and does do is win elections. Right now, the Tory party need that above all else.

Says the chap with the unerring ability to call election results. If he sees you've tipped him to win b he'll quit

[Burney]

Says the chap with the unerring ability to call election results. If he sees you've tipped him to win b he'll quit

I got the 2017 one wrong. I got 2015 and Brexit spot on despite polls calling them the other way. Still a pretty good record.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I got the 2017 one wrong. I got 2015 and Brexit spot on despite polls calling them the other way. Still a pretty good record.

I really wish people wouldn't say that about the 2015/16 polls. Psephology is about looking beyond the headline figure.

I called Brexit a little over a week before the vote because the polls were mostly saying that.

In the week before Jo Cox's murder, Leave was on average 4-5 pts ahead. Then after the killing people were less inclined to tell pollsters they were voting the same way as a racist murderer, which makes sense.

But if you have a look at how the polls jumped, it's clear what happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinio...eferendum#2016

The week before the death had Leave 8-2 Remain. After her death it was 10-3 the other way.

Also, Ed M was well behind on both Best PM and Economic Competence. And no HMLO has ever become PM if behind on either of those, let alone both.

It was clear that while they'd tell the pollsters they'd vote Lab cos they were unhappy with Dave, that given they also told them that Ed was no use as a PM and couldn't be trusted with the economy, that when they came to think about it during the campaign, they wouldn't vote for him in the polling booth.

And look where that got us.

[eastgermanautos]

Christ, that took some time.

Welcome, if only for a brief period, Prime Minister Johnson.

Fvckin white b!tch. Now she's go get raped by a hundred cannibals. #England

[Sir C]

Fvckin white b!tch. Now she's go get raped by a hundred cannibals. #England

Have you taken a blow to the head?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Have you taken a blow to the head?

Dropped on his head as baby c. I suspect his mother did it quite deliberately.

[eastgermanautos]

Have you taken a blow to the head?

My bad. We're big on rape jokes in the simian neighborhood in which I live.

[Tony C]

All Hail Supreme Leader Boris

[Pokster]

All Hail Supreme Leader Boris

IF he gets to the final 2 he will win.... biggest problem for him is that a lot of MP's do not want him and would move heaven and earth to stop that happening

[Sir C]

IF he gets to the final 2 he will win.... biggest problem for him is that a lot of MP's do not want him and would move heaven and earth to stop that happening

At this point I'm thinking anyone has to be better than May.

Except Grandpa Semtex. Fúck Grandpa Semtex.