'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Good
The trophy-lift, photobombing cund
10 characters? Pile of cund.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Boris v Grandpa Semtex at PMQs will be fabulous, even if it turns out only to be for a limited season. The only thing that I would enjoy more would be the thought of Nigel F hosting the next Eurovision Song Contest
All treasonous remainers must open up their wrists in the bath.