I must be honest and admit that I really have no idea where Armenia actually is. I mean I know vaguely that it's somewhere around that bit near Turkey and the 'Stans, but if asked to find it on a map, I'd be sadly embarrassed.
I also haven't a clue about Slovenia. I don't even know if that's a Russian one or a Balkan one.
Geography was so much simpler during the Cold War.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."