Talking of homos, sadly these honest gentlemen will not

[Burney]

Last year, so she opened the festivities on Tuesday night, welcoming everyone to Tel Aviv as host/reigning champ. She's had a .. fat year, it would seem.

In a surprising break with tradition, this year the wife has insisted we watch the semi-finals too (second one tonight). So, as you suggest, take-away slop and strong drink all round. Lovely.

Nice. She's sort of like a fat Bjork, isn't she?

Lasy year's winner, not your wife.