If you’re at home alone and go for a dump, do you still close the lavatory door...

[Sir C]

We've done a 'deal' with the landlord as he doesn't want to sell it yet due to stamp duty implications (he's a developer with multiple properties), but he's formally accepted an offer and if we still want to buy it in a year/18 months, it's ours. Obviously he could totally shaft us as the agreement is non-legally binding, but it cuts both ways.

Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat

[Monty92]

Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat

That offset smoker video you sent me is a bit BBQ 101. I learnt absolutely nothing, frankly.

What I want to know is why I had to add about 5 chimneys of coal to get it up to temp.

Is it because I used fast burning lumpwood instead of briquettes? Is it because my BBQ is cheap sh*t?

[Sir C]

That offset smoker video you sent me is a bit BBQ 101. I learnt absolutely nothing, frankly.

What I want to know is why I had to add about 5 chimneys of coal to get it up to temp.

Is it because I used fast burning lumpwood instead of briquettes? Is it because my BBQ is cheap sh*t?

You'll have to experiment, won't you? You know, make an effort and learn about something. I've spoon fed you enough, it's time you struck out on your own and behaved like a grown up.

[Monty92]

You'll have to experiment, won't you? You know, make an effort and learn about something. I've spoon fed you enough, it's time you struck out on your own and behaved like a grown up.

I thought that seeking the advice of a seasoned pitmaster like yourself was a good starting point.

I shan't bother again.

[Sir C]

I thought that seeking the advice of a seasoned pitmaster like yourself was a good starting point.

I shan't bother again.

I told you to buy a Kamado Joe or a Big Green Egg, and you ignored me and bought something made out of old Coke cans and spit

Are you a bit... careful with money, by any chance?

[Burney]

Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat

It's bad enough for the neighbours that a Jew has moved in with his swarthy brood - but now they find out he's renting?

He's single-handedly lowering the property prices in Kent imo.

[Sir C]

It's bad enough for the neighbours that a Jew has moved in with his swarthy brood - but now they find out he's renting?

He's single-handedly lowering the property prices in Kent imo.

I bet he's claiming housing benefit as well.