'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I had a massive panic when we moved into the new house as it seemed to me that there were NO LOCKS on any of the three bathrooms*, until the landlord pointed out that there were, but they were particularly inconspicuous and small.
The combination of no bathroom locks and two small kids would have literally ruined my life.
*Yes, three bathrooms.
We've done a 'deal' with the landlord as he doesn't want to sell it yet due to stamp duty implications (he's a developer with multiple properties), but he's formally accepted an offer and if we still want to buy it in a year/18 months, it's ours. Obviously he could totally shaft us as the agreement is non-legally binding, but it cuts both ways.
That offset smoker video you sent me is a bit BBQ 101. I learnt absolutely nothing, frankly.
What I want to know is why I had to add about 5 chimneys of coal to get it up to temp.
Is it because I used fast burning lumpwood instead of briquettes? Is it because my BBQ is cheap sh*t?