mean they are poor headers of the ball, rather they are both quite literally incapable of making any kind of contact with the ball using their heads. They just seem to twitch at fresh air when a firm nut would result in a goal. Almost as if they are afraid of the manoeuvre.
Bamma-loom-bam-boom's hair has me deeply concerned b. It is receding at a frightful rate and I fear he has become reluctant to head the ball in the erroneous belief that this will somehow slow his descent into eggheadedness. He will soon resemble that other Wengertastrophe who's name escapes me?