Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
There was once a fella from Ware
Who occasioned to travel to Eire.
He tripped on his boots,
crumpled his suit
and quite fairly messed up his hair.
There was a young man called Thierry
Said "I swear by the sweet Virgin Mary"
'twas entirely unplanned
that the touch of my hand
had 'em wailing from Dublin to Derry