What the fück does Emery put in his hair?

[SWv2]

This wee Bangladeshi fella tried to warn me off when I requested my Madras ‘extra spicey’. When it came I had to ask for a bowl of chillis to add to it. Pooves.

Would it not have been easier to just order a vindaloo or the really silly one (Phal?)??

I do like a madras all the same, the curry of kings (clearly) and on this basis I applaud you.

[Burney]

Would it not have been easier to just order a vindaloo or the really silly one (Phal?)??

I do like a madras all the same, the curry of kings (clearly) and on this basis I applaud you.

Nah. Has to be the meat dhansak, surely? The lentils give it body.

[IUFG]

Nah. Has to be the meat dhansak, surely? The lentils give it body.

Whilst I love the heat of a vindaloo or phaal, my local does the finest jalfrezi.

Packed full of peppers, onions and, of course, birds eye chillies

Fúck it, that is my dinner sorted for tonight