Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I had jerk pork belly which was pretty nice but the portion was extremely niggardly; one slice, which went with my breath, leaving me eyeing my companions' meals jealously. I suggested they poke their rice an' pea up their hole and serve me what the menu described as 'dirty curry fries'. This was an excellent decision.
I for one am very much hoping you didn't use the word 'niggardly' in a Jamaican restaurant.