Female comedians. Here's the thing: we get thon hephelmup Miranda Hart, or, even

[Sir C]

Ugh. The whole point of the curate's egg, of course, being that it absolutely was not good, but he was finding a polite way of saying it.

I'll give it a swerve.

Although to be honest, I'm right off comics.

I was looking at this Netflix thing I've got. Did you know you can watch the telly on your iPad? I've just lost most of a weekend to this discovery.