I see there's one of those 'The Universe is Really Big' videos doing the rounds on

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Load of old nonsense.

Everyone knows God made Buddha and everything else some 6,000 years ago FACT.

Jesus is a third of God, see?

Easy.

As ever, C, I defer to your greater theological insight.

But if Jesus is a third of God, why doesn't he bring back to life the other third that's deaded itself despite being Holy?

And if it walks around with its head under its arm, does it still have a halo?