They're going to win the bloody thing, aren't they?

[Burney]

Says the Arsenal Jinxer from 2007-????

I made a bargain in 2005. I regret nothing.

[Pokster]

I made a bargain in 2005. I regret nothing.

So you are worse than M in my book, we have failed to win the league since you made a pact with the devil, Spurs have so far won nothing and yet you think m should be sacrificed.

I'm all for killing M, but it would be from stabbing him with the sharpened point of one of your ribs after we have slit your throat.

No offence meant obviously

[Sir C]

So you are worse than M in my book, we have failed to win the league since you made a pact with the devil, Spurs have so far won nothing and yet you think m should be sacrificed.

I'm all for killing M, but it would be from stabbing him with the sharpened point of one of your ribs after we have slit your throat.

No offence meant obviously

You make an interesting point here. B has extremely well formed, pronounced ribs. They will make an ideal sacrificial tool. I will write this down.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You make an interesting point here. B has extremely well formed, pronounced ribs. They will make an ideal sacrificial tool. I will write this down.

How would you be so intimately acquainted with b's physical characteristics unless you had embraced him, from behind, whilst firing one up his fundament? I assume these vile acts of sodomy take place behind the drawn curtains of his wánking shed?

[Burney]

How would you be so intimately acquainted with b's physical characteristics unless you had embraced him, from behind, whilst firing one up his fundament? I assume these vile acts of sodomy take place behind the drawn curtains of his wánking shed?

Why is it always buggery with you, h? There are other sexual acts, you know?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Why is it always buggery with you, h? There are other sexual acts, you know?

Between chaps b there isn't much scope for anything else. I struggle to imagine gentlemen like yourself and c stooping to fellatio. What a ghastly thought.

[Luis Anaconda]

Between chaps b there isn't much scope for anything else. I struggle to imagine gentlemen like yourself and c stooping to fellatio. What a ghastly thought.

At least it would shut them up

[Burney]

So you are worse than M in my book, we have failed to win the league since you made a pact with the devil, Spurs have so far won nothing and yet you think m should be sacrificed.

I'm all for killing M, but it would be from stabbing him with the sharpened point of one of your ribs after we have slit your throat.

No offence meant obviously

I can’t help but feel you’re being over-emotional and - dare I say it - a touch irrational about this, p.

[Pokster]

I can’t help but feel you’re being over-emotional and - dare I say it - a touch irrational about this, p.

I didn't make a pact with the devil