For my birthday treat I am allowed to have dinner at any restaurant in London.

[Sir C]

While Wenger pisses into his very eyeballs

You have to make it vulgar, don't you?

[Burney]

You have to make it vulgar, don't you?

You know what's shít, though? Kibbeh, that's what.

Never allow yourself to be fobbed off with kibbeh.

[Sir C]

You know what's shít, though? Kibbeh, that's what.

Never allow yourself to be fobbed off with kibbeh.

Kibbeh can fúck off and it can take labneh with it.

[Burney]

Kibbeh can fúck off and it can take labneh with it.

I hate it when you order a dish in a Turkish or Middle-Eastern restaurant and they've just smothered the whole fùcking thing in yoghurt.