So it seems I'm going to Lisbon for a short break. What's good there, then?

[Burney]

There are many spiks and few (if any) seats. But it’s quite romantic, really. Old man playing guitar, even older men cooking sardinhas, everyone else sitting around drinking & eating. Wd Portugueses.

You can find some steps to sit on if the floor is too demeaning.

I'm 45 years old. I'm fúcked if I'm sitting on the floor anywhere. Could play havoc with me piles.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I now fancy a couple of char grilled sardines with a sprinkling of mint and lemon juice

[Sir C]

I now fancy a couple of char grilled sardines with a sprinkling of mint and lemon juice

Open a tin of sardines in tomato sauce and chuck them on a slice of toasted Mother's Pride. Nonse of that EU rubbish round here.

[Ash]

Open a tin of sardines in tomato sauce and chuck them on a slice of toasted Mother's Pride. Nonse of that EU rubbish round here.

Blimey that takes me back to the seventies. Next night: Toast Toppers.

[Burney]

Blimey that takes me back to the seventies. Next night: Toast Toppers.

Shippam's Fish Paste, mate. Oh, yes. I'm pretty sure one whiff of that on hot toast could take me back to 1979.

[Burney]

Shippam's Fish Paste, mate. Oh, yes. I'm pretty sure one whiff of that on hot toast could take me back to 1979.

Good God! They still make it. I may have to have some as an amuse bouche prior to my grillsteaks and crinkle-cut chips next week.

http://www.princesgroup.com/brands/shippams/

[Sir C]

Blimey that takes me back to the seventies. Next night: Toast Toppers.

Cor, I could fancy Toast Toppers. There was a mushroom one that was exceptional.

Let me just say this: Findus Crispy Pancakes. Beef and onion flavour

[Burney]

Cor, I could fancy Toast Toppers. There was a mushroom one that was exceptional.

Let me just say this: Findus Crispy Pancakes. Beef and onion flavour

Chicken & Mushroom was superior. Beef and onion smelled like a tramp's pants.

Bizarrely, they discontinued the chicken and mushroom and now you can only get the tramp's pants flavour.

I'd guess this was because the chemicals used to make the chicken and mushroom delicious were almost certainly made illegal.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Nonce to you too mate

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Bird's Angel Delight for afters