So I went to the cinema. I had Revels and salted popcorn.

[Sir C]

Were there subtitles for the hard of herring?

I believe they have special performances for the hearing-impaired; also they do special shows for the blind. I'm not sure how that works, mind.

The disappointing thing was that there wasn't a girl wandering around with a tray of Kia-Oras slung around her neck. I was gagging for a Kia-Ora.

I went to that new chinee in Orpington I told you about. Second time now. Absolutely terrific. You'd have been like a pig in shíte with that place a 3 minute walk from your house.

[Burney]

I believe they have special performances for the hearing-impaired; also they do special shows for the blind. I'm not sure how that works, mind.

The disappointing thing was that there wasn't a girl wandering around with a tray of Kia-Oras slung around her neck. I was gagging for a Kia-Ora.

I went to that new chinee in Orpington I told you about. Second time now. Absolutely terrific. You'd have been like a pig in shíte with that place a 3 minute walk from your house.

Meh. I’ll take Wok-U-Like in Ware any day of the week.