Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I get up at about 5:30 every day for a píss, and I'm wide awake so I don't go back to bed. I've finished my run, showered, dressed and breakfasted by 6:30. Then I sit around scratching my arse until 9.

It's all fúcked up.
My bowels tend to be what wake me up rather than my bladder.