Where are you moving to Monty?
Hard for me to believe there are any parts of this fair land where what you describe is true. Even in my bucolic little Surrey village there's an ethnic minority. Mind you, I heard some of the locals referring to the 'village prostitute' a few years back only to discover they were referring to a young woman of colour whom they had observed standing on the side of the road.
At the bus stop.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."