Their factory's just up the road from me in Broxbourne.Originally Posted by Sir C
Their factory's just up the road from me in Broxbourne.
Where are you moving to Monty?On the cusp of European glory
About to move to an area with absolutely no coloureds
Life is good
The only negative is that Arsenal Football Club currently employ a player who thinks putting on a superhero mask after scoring a goal is in any way amusing
Hard for me to believe there are any parts of this fair land where what you describe is true. Even in my bucolic little Surrey village there's an ethnic minority. Mind you, I heard some of the locals referring to the 'village prostitute' a few years back only to discover they were referring to a young woman of colour whom they had observed standing on the side of the road.
At the bus stop.
Where are you moving to Monty?
Hard for me to believe there are any parts of this fair land where what you describe is true. Even in my bucolic little Surrey village there's an ethnic minority. Mind you, I heard some of the locals referring to the 'village prostitute' a few years back only to discover they were referring to a young woman of colour whom they had observed standing on the side of the road.
At the bus stop.Who else is going to run the curry shop, the kebab shop and the Chinky?
You over-estimate the size of my village, Burney.
I'd kill for one or all of those in walking distance. One shop, one village hall, one cricket green, one church and two pubs. That's it.
When I used to work in Mayfield in East Sussex, there wasn't a chip shop, there was a mobile chip van that came round once a week. It was a big event.
That will be tonight in Shamley Green.When I used to work in Mayfield in East Sussex, there wasn't a chip shop, there was a mobile chip van that came round once a week. It was a big event.
And yes, it sure does get the locals out for a special 'treat'.
The ones with money are ok. They’ve usually managed to lose that chip on their shoulder.
I wouldn't know anything about that, I'm afraid. My dad was born an orphan in a mud village in Africa somewhere.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Is this entire thread an in joke that I don't get or is the OP a failed comedian?
That's pretty much the whole of AWIMB in a nutshell, I think
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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