Very likely to overtake Spurs after the next round of PL fixtures

[Burney]

You just have to slip 'em a few quid and they go away* and repeat the scam at the next parish along.

*Gypos, I mean, of course. Not local MP's.

Of course, what m is not considering in his racism is what will happen when the locals get wind of the fact that a family of Jews is moving in.