Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
The glw is returning after 48 hours away with work. Am I to greet her with some take-away shít? No, I shall be up to the elbows in nuclear grease, preparing proper, home-cooked junk food.
Well you've already decided to greet her pěssed and with ale breath, so I don't see that KFC can make things much worse.

Also, she'd probably rather not come home to a husband who looks like he got trapped in a burning Hurricane.