The missus has noticed my occasional heated exchanges with Jorge on Twitter and

[7sisters]

I'm not calling you a poof, sw. Calm down.

I'm saying you have the name of a man who dances naked for pooves in exchange for money.

And probably sucks them off if the price is right.

And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.

[Burney]

And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.

Whoa there! You may say many things about sw, but dissing his shoes is a step too far.

[SWv2]

And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.

Clarks Oberons you fúcking ****.

I will have you for that.

[Burney]

Clarks Oberons you fúcking ****.

I will have you for that.

I did try to tell him, sw. There's always someone who takes a bit of banter too far, isn't there?

[Sir C]

I did try to tell him, sw. There's always someone who takes a bit of banter too far, isn't there?

My mum used to take us to Clarks for ourt shoes when I was in junior school. I can't imagine a grown man wearing children's shoes. Who'd have thought such a thing?

[Burney]

My mum used to take us to Clarks for ourt shoes when I was in junior school. I can't imagine a grown man wearing children's shoes. Who'd have thought such a thing?

I don't think I've been in one since I started paying for my own shoes, tbh.

On closer examination, these Clark's Oberons of which sw speaks appear to be the sort of shoes your geography teacher used to wear.

clarks-polyveldt.jpg

[Sir C]

I don't think I've been in one since I started paying for my own shoes, tbh.

On closer examination, these Clark's Oberons of which sw speaks appear to be the sort of shoes your geography teacher used to wear.

clarks-polyveldt.jpg

Dem Paddies know about wellies but other shoes leave them confused.

[SWv2]

I don't think I've been in one since I started paying for my own shoes, tbh.

On closer examination, these Clark's Oberons of which sw speaks appear to be the sort of shoes your geography teacher used to wear.

clarks-polyveldt.jpg

Yes. And?

[Burney]

Yes. And?

I'm sure they're very...erm...comfortable, sw.

[Pokster]

Yes. And?

Don't listen to them SW, one still wears Cloggs FFS