Does anyone understand the physics of why a ball swings like that?

[Sir C]

Burney "I've just imagined him trying to say 'jelly babies' and it's made me chuckle."

"helly beebeeth"

I haven't heard his voice for weeks now. I just got bored with failing to understand what he was saying. Has he got any better?

[Burney]

I haven't heard his voice for weeks now. I just got bored with failing to understand what he was saying. Has he got any better?

No. It's not just that he speaks terrible English, but that he speaks it far too quickly with no pauses between the words and the inflections are all over the shop.

He is still slightly more intelligible than Jamie Carragher, however.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Well there's a more confident flow to his conversation but once I stumble to understand what he's saying I usually zone out
With effort, one can fit the pieces of his jigsaw puzzle speech correctly

[Burney]

Well there's a more confident flow to his conversation but once I stumble to understand what he's saying I usually zone out
With effort, one can fit the pieces of his jigsaw puzzle speech correctly

To be fair, Trevor Brooking was the same. It was impossible to retain interest all the way to the end of a Trevor Brooking sentence.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Oh and he's definitely upped the hair grease quotient of late
Very likable Head Coach

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "To be fair, Trevor Brooking was the same. It was impossible to retain interest all the way to the end of a Trevor Brooking sentence."

"Yeah well you say....Romance of The Cup.....in fact, some Arsenal fans think I was trying to get out of the way....difficult game with Liverpool 15 points ahead and 12 wins on the trot....Coventry can't buy themselves a goal these days.....so I'm gonna go for a draw"

[IUFG]

Burney "To be fair, Trevor Brooking was the same. It was impossible to retain interest all the way to the end of a Trevor Brooking sentence."

"Yeah well you say....Romance of The Cup.....in fact, some Arsenal fans think I was trying to get out of the way....difficult game with Liverpool 15 points ahead and 12 wins on the trot....Coventry can't buy themselves a goal these days.....so I'm gonna go for a draw"

Brooking was/is same as Harry Bassett - never actually finished a sentence before starting the next.

[Burney]

Burney "To be fair, Trevor Brooking was the same. It was impossible to retain interest all the way to the end of a Trevor Brooking sentence."

"Yeah well you say....Romance of The Cup.....in fact, some Arsenal fans think I was trying to get out of the way....difficult game with Liverpool 15 points ahead and 12 wins on the trot....Coventry can't buy themselves a goal these days.....so I'm gonna go for a draw"

'Yeesss...well...he1! he!...I didn't get many with me 'ed...he he!'

FùCK OFF, TREVOR, YOU TEDIOUS OLD FùCK!

[Sir C]

'Yeesss...well...he1! he!...I didn't get many with me 'ed...he he!'

FùCK OFF, TREVOR, YOU TEDIOUS OLD FùCK!

I thought Trevor was dead.

[SWv2]

I thought Trevor was dead.

I think a little bit of him died the night they left Upton Park and a hundred black cabs descended on the ‘academy’.