I see this film about Michael Jackson being a keen boy-buggerer is causing a stir.

[Burney]

Used to refer to him as Mr Jackson. Seemed to think that because he'd never been successfully prosecuted for noncing he wasn't a nonce. Even tried the old 'innocent til proven guilty' chestnut - here on AWIMB!

Apparently Mr Jackson had something of a micro ***** so I doubt if the little fellas suffered too much.

Yeah, to be honest, my mind was pretty much made up when he paid that bloke who accused him of noncing him off $23m to drop the suit and thus kibosh any chance of a criminal investigation.

You have to say that's not a strong look for a man who vehemently denies all allegations of noncery.