I have just received an email from someone whose job title is 'Outreach Warrior'.

[Burney]

ty b. My sister-in-law who is a nurse has recommended Tramadol as a good one they would be inclined to prescribe as long as I consistently claim to be experiencing 10 on the pain scale. She suggests Fentanyl if I fancy aiming high, but is less sure I'll get it.

It's important to choose one's drugs carefully, don't you think?

Absolutely. If all else fails, could you not call your chum in Primrose Hill?

[Sir C]

Absolutely. If all else fails, could you not call your chum in Primrose Hill?

That would kind of require a functioning bugle, b.

[Burney]

That would kind of require a functioning bugle, b.

Stevie Nicks would disagree.

[Sir C]

Stevie Nicks would disagree.

Wasn't that Joanna Lumley? I'm not having bugle blown up my fundament, anyway. It's undignified.