Top 4 at end of feb

[Luis Anaconda]

Quite a jolly weekend, really. Tottenham lost, Liverpool dropped points (dangling the delicious prospect of them not winning the league), there was much hilarity with Chelsea's shenanigans and we ground out a tedious and uninspiring victory. Also, I believe this unseasonal weather will suit us, since our players are all glove-wearing homo types.

However, things will look very different next week after the foul hebrews have rammed their collective scabby, circumcised cock up our collective fundament until we haemorrhage internally.

I wouldn't call Sokratis that - or Lichsteiner, though you'd probably be able to run away from him

[Burney]

I wouldn't call Sokratis that - or Lichsteiner, though you'd probably be able to run away from him

Sokratis is greek, la. They invented gayness. FACT.

Lichsteiner is Swiss and presumably was born halfway up an Alp. He thus has a genetic advantage.

[Ash]

I wouldn't call Sokratis that - or Lichsteiner, though you'd probably be able to run away from him

Nor Kolasinac. Though the Saurez fellow looks like he wears two pairs of gloves.

[Luis Anaconda]

Nor Kolasinac. Though the Saurez fellow looks like he wears two pairs of gloves.

As if he actually exists