Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Criteria for the job:

1/ A kind face
2/ A nice, but comprehensible foreign accent (scotchmen need not apply)
3/ An endearing inability to tie a decent tie knot.
4/ Must dress as though someone has hung a suit on a fencepost.
5/ A lack of respect for English syntax
6/ An obsession with 'the values of the club'
7/ Being liddle bit not so weird as Arsene
8/ Dutch this time