I've taken to writing business emails in a formal,

[Burney]

Aren't you supposed to be in Yanquiland? Which bit are you going to?

I’m here. It’s Dallas. I’ve just had breakfast. Couldn’t face the grits.

It’s fùcking cold here and I went to the Texas Book Suppository yesterday.
Bòllocks was Oswald the only shooter imo. Going there has convinced me.

[Sir C]

I’m here. It’s Dallas. I’ve just had breakfast. Couldn’t face the grits.

It’s fùcking cold here and I went to the Texas Book Suppository yesterday.
Bòllocks was Oswald the only shooter imo. Going there has convinced me.

I thopught it was hot in Texas? Bloody Americans can't make their minds up.

Here's the thing about the killing of JFK which it has taken me a whole lifetime to realise: I don't give a fúck who shot him. IT'S NOT MY BEEF!

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I’m here. It’s Dallas. I’ve just had breakfast. Couldn’t face the grits.

It’s fùcking cold here and I went to the Texas Book Suppository yesterday.
Bòllocks was Oswald the only shooter imo. Going there has convinced me.

believe that even a highly trained marksman could've got one into Kennedy's head from that window.

[Burney]

believe that even a highly trained marksman could've got one into Kennedy's head from that window.

It’s all the wrong way around, h. The window is at the front top left as you look out. He’d have been in the worst possible position to make those two shots firing right-handed as the car was going away from him, narrowing the angle all the time. And we’re expected to believe he hit him twice? Balls imo.

[PSRB]

It’s all the wrong way around, h. The window is at the front top left as you look out. He’d have been in the worst possible position to make those two shots firing right-handed as the car was going away from him, narrowing the angle all the time. And we’re expected to believe he hit him twice? Balls imo.

Has no highly trained marksman ever been allowed to look out that window and comment?

[Burney]

Has no highly trained marksman ever been allowed to look out that window and comment?

Yes. As part of one of the inquiries, two of the FBI’s top marksmen were invited to repeat Oswald’s feat. Both failed.
So either it’s bòllocks or Lee was just the luckiest shot in the world.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Yes. As part of one of the inquiries, two of the FBI’s top marksmen were invited to repeat Oswald’s feat. Both failed.
So either it’s bòllocks or Lee was just the luckiest shot in the world.

Are Seprics actually good shots, though?

I mean, given their obsession with guns, they ought to win G, S and B in every Olympic shooting event but they barely get a medal.