Face of a 12 year old, body of a 60 year old. Ian Huntley would have been furious if he brought this one back for tea and biscuits.
Face of a 12 year old, body of a 60 year old. Ian Huntley would have been furious if he brought this one back for tea and biscuits.
Originally Posted by Arsenal Alcoholic Review
You're a bad man.
Do you think he might be Greg Mitchell? (PBUH)
It does seem a bit of a waste to have child-bearing hips if no-one wants to actually **** you.
There are just some women who - without being clearly physically unattractive - have absolutely no sexual allure at all. No matter how many times they get naked or dress up sexy, there still isn't even a twitch.
Lady Gaga fits into this category. Straight women and gay men think she's sexy. Actual heterosexual men, on the other hand, remain utterly unmoved.
Stands to reason, I guess, as chaps nowadays tend to run howling in terror away from anything potentially child-bearing #homos #girlymen
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
That brings a manly tear to my eye, aar.
A fine young chap.
I'm surprised Herb hasn't ****ed himself into a stupor....
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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