I won't hear a word against accountants. Mine is performing some sort of wizardly juju that means I won't have to pay a single fùcking penny of tax on a six-figure sum. He has therefore joined my pantheon alongside Arsene Wenger, Jesus and Geoffrey Boycott.
Lawyers, on the other hand, are cùnts and can fùck off.
Why wouldn't they? He was Cardiff's player.