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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Indoor.

    Your everyday average tropical fish B - the guppy, the platy, the Tetra.
    Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.
    Tick Paddy's sticking Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag cod in butter sauce into his goldfish bowl and wonder why they don't swim, begorrah.

    No offence to any Micks.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Tick Paddy's sticking Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag cod in butter sauce into his goldfish bowl and wonder why they don't swim, begorrah.

    No offence to any Micks.
    None taken.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.
    Nah, they are just tricky wee fúckers to keep and can die as a result of a trauma as insignificant as massive changes in water temperatures.



    My latest guppy died on Sunday last. He was alive in the morning, then I noticed him just lying dead on the filter about an hour later. I expect he knew we were playing City and just literally lost the will to live.

  5. #5
    David Banner got stung once
    Didn't end well
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Isn't the whole point of bees that the eat/absorb/drink nectar and in turn provide vital pollination services to our flora?
    This was my understanding, r. There’s a chap on my allotments who has hives and wants us all to get into beekeeping. Given that the place is literally covered in flowering plants, I assumed it’d be(e) a doddle.
    But this talk of feeding and hive temperature has put me right off.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    David Banner got stung once
    Didn't end well
    ‘Don’t make me ang-bee’?

  8. #8
    Have you tried filling the aquarium with water?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  9. #9
    Easier to just select the Aquarium screensaver
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #10
    In the taxidermy room at the Horniman Museum there’s a bee hive that sits behind glass and has a pipe that goes through the wall to the outside so they can fly in and out.

    It’s totally mesmerising to watch them do their bee thang.

    I said “Horniman”

    And “thang”



    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I've looked into it. Maintaining the correct hive temperature is critical. Also you have to feed the buzzy little fúckers.

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