I dreamed I lived in a stalinist state where keeping chickens had become mandatory

[Sir C]

Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.

Tick Paddy's sticking Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag cod in butter sauce into his goldfish bowl and wonder why they don't swim, begorrah.

No offence to any Micks.