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Thread: I've just received a press release about a survey on attitudes to robots.

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That does sound rather erotic.
    The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them.
    Surely you would use a condom to catch the jizz? After all, you wouldn't know where the filthy strumpet had been putting out.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Surely you would use a condom to catch the jizz? After all, you wouldn't know where the filthy strumpet had been putting out.
    Well you would if you kept her locked in a cupboard.

    Besides, what on earth is the point of a sex robot if you have to use a condom, ffs?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well you would if you kept her locked in a cupboard.

    Besides, what on earth is the point of a sex robot if you have to use a condom, ffs?
    I'm certainly not going to risk a lifetime of paying alimony to some little robot bástards, I can assure you of that.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them.
    Empty it into a colleagues sandwich wouldn't you?
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Empty it into a colleagues sandwich wouldn't you?
    Actually, there has been rather a lot of semen talk this morning, hasn't there? It's not even 11 O'Clock.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Actually, there has been rather a lot of semen talk this morning, hasn't there? It's not even 11 O'Clock.
    Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off
    Interestingly, they've been regrowing noses for centuries. It's one of the oldest forms of plastic surgery.

    And if the worst comes to the worst, Sir C can give this chap a call

    nose6.jpg

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Interestingly, they've been regrowing noses for centuries. It's one of the oldest forms of plastic surgery.

    And if the worst comes to the worst, Sir C can give this chap a call

    nose6.jpg
    It would be alright if I could choose my new nose. I'd want something less piggy-snouty. Less, if you will, Irish.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It would be alright if I could choose my new nose. I'd want something less piggy-snouty. Less, if you will, Irish.
    Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose?

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