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[Viva Prat Vegas]

I would like to ask Sir C if he has received a telegram from Jack Frost yet

[Sir C]

I would like to ask Sir C if he has received a telegram from Jack Frost yet

They don't have telegrams any more, sod. You're living in 1977, your living room decorated like David O'Leary's in this week's centre spread.

[Burney]

Oh I didn't see that. I'd blocked the little weasel by then.

Which he doubtless knew.
He needs hamstringing for that. The cünt.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "He called my chum ‘a gammony old prick’. The bounder. "

VERY harsh
A curious delicacy which may well be served up the next time Ant and Dec present a Bushtucker Trial

[Burney]

Just handbags surely? Unless they've actually met, I suppose, but even then..

Well I’ve met j and I was much nastier to him than that.
But I have a mean streak a mile wide. Sir C doesn’t. He’s a lovely chap.

[Sir C]

Well I’ve met j and I was much nastier to him than that.
But I have a mean streak a mile wide. Sir C doesn’t. He’s a lovely chap.

You're awfully kind. It's true, I have mellowed significantly, it's true. When I look back, I used to be a proper nasty *******.

I suspect your mean streak is mainly a matter of bluster, to be honest. You're not the type to be truly unpleasant.

[redgunamo]

You're awfully kind. It's true, I have mellowed significantly, it's true. When I look back, I used to be a proper nasty *******.

I suspect your mean streak is mainly a matter of bluster, to be honest. You're not the type to be truly unpleasant.

There you are then..

[Sir C]

There you are then..

I beg your pardon?

[redgunamo]

Yes, I seem to recall you mentioning you had two older female siblings.

Well I’ve met j and I was much nastier to him than that.
But I have a mean streak a mile wide. Sir C doesn’t. He’s a lovely chap.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I never knew you were in the Guinness Book of Records, old bean