How come we haven't got a saucy little filly doing our transfer business,

[Pokster]

I think it should also work for small players. So we could have had Santi 'The Occasional Table' Cazorla.
Or it could relate to ethnic origin, as in Mesut 'The Ottoman' Ozil.
Or sexual orientation, as in Thomas 'The Pouffe' Hitzlsperger

ah well played b, actualy just snorted tea out of my nose