Blimey, the aeroplane carrying Cardiff's new signing

[Monty92]

You almost sound envious.

I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.

If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.

[Burney]

I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.

If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.

True enough imo.

btw, it looks as though Neil Warnock beat us all to the bad taste joke punch.

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