You should turn up this weekend with a trench coat and hat, binoculars and one of those false eye glass and moustache sets.
I expect he would see the funny side of this jape and how you would both laugh.
Well the Under 8's celebration when they scored v Derby (ironically) last Saturday, was pretending to hold a pair of binoculars.... the Derby coaches found it funny
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar