peter. You cannot abandon a lady and leave her potless and homeless.

[Burney]

She dialled the speaking clock in Australia and left the phone off the hook, the bill being, of course, in my name. When I explained to BT that I had been the victim of a sort of practical joke they sympathised enormously and allowed to me to pay the bill over 3 months. The bástards.

Be honest, though, did you deserve it? At least a little bit?

You did, didn’t you?

The worst I ever had was the one who pīssed on me while I was asleep. I got off pretty light, I reckon.

[IUFG]

The worst I ever had was the one who pīssed on me while I was asleep.

was this a malicious act or sport, b?

[Sir C]

Be honest, though, did you deserve it? At least a little bit?

You did, didn’t you?

The worst I ever had was the one who pīssed on me while I was asleep. I got off pretty light, I reckon.

Oh I just split. She was a fúcking maniac who regularly physically assaulted me. Once with an ornamental brass horse.

Painful.