Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
She dialled the speaking clock in Australia and left the phone off the hook, the bill being, of course, in my name. When I explained to BT that I had been the victim of a sort of practical joke they sympathised enormously and allowed to me to pay the bill over 3 months. The bástards.
Be honest, though, did you deserve it? At least a little bit?

You did, didn’t you?

The worst I ever had was the one who pīssed on me while I was asleep. I got off pretty light, I reckon.