Amidst the breathlessness of the media and hysteria of the twitterati,

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Safe for a cracker ?
Is that a 3-2-1 clue ?

[Sir C]

Safe for a cracker ?
Is that a 3-2-1 clue ?

I wonder what happened to that freak. Ted, was it? Probably a páedofiddler.

[Burney]

I wonder what happened to that freak. Ted, was it? Probably a páedofiddler.

Rogers. Ted Rogers. I had to say that to some complete strangers in the pub the other day because they were driving me mad trying to remember his name and they'd settled on Leslie Crowther. "LESLIE FVCKING CROWTHER DID THE PRICE IS RIGHT YOU CVNTS," I thought.
I actually said: "Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear and the chap you mean was Ted Rogers."

They looked at me as though I had two heads.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Speaking of the earthly omnibus. I was amused by the sight of the one with the "B0llocks To Brexit" slogan emblazoned on the side which kept gatecrashing the live news broadcasts


I reckon Fash was behind the wheel

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "I wonder what happened to that freak. Ted, was it? Probably a páedofiddler."

Ted Bench I think
He might have married someone less than half his age

[Viva Prat Vegas]

With a reaction such as theirs, I bet you wish you'd have said to them, word for word, your actual thought

[Burney]

With a reaction such as theirs, I bet you wish you'd have said to them, word for word, your actual thought

Not really, s. I'm more irritated by the fact that I felt it necessary to say anything at all. I've got some sort of smartarse Tourette's that prevents me just saying nothing in that situation.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Perhaps she deliberately scratched all his Springsteen LP's

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Given there are no official ties, would you really be happy to allow her an undeserved half share of the house ?
Your chivalrous logic, although (if I may say so) possibly unwarranted given the behavioral patterns of the third party, does you proud

[IUFG]

Given there are no official ties, would you really be happy to allow her an undeserved half share of the house ?
Your chivalrous logic, although (if I may say so) possibly unwarranted given the behavioral patterns of the third party, does you proud

yes, agreed.

But when he looks back on the whole sorry episode in a couple of years+, he'll be crying into his light ale about what an idiot he was to give half his estate to a batshít mentalist who shared, only a relatively short, period of their lives together.

A small sum to make sure she is safe for the next 90 days is all that he really needs to do.