We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?

[Burney]

Miriam Margolyes is the archetypal "Sounds fit on the phone" woman who turns out to be a frightful old non-looker in the flesh

(See also BBC Sports presenter Resmin thingy )

Even though I don't really believe in lesbians, I'm quite happy for Miriam Margolyes to be one.

[Burney]

Miriam Margolyes is the archetypal "Sounds fit on the phone" woman who turns out to be a frightful old non-looker in the flesh

(See also BBC Sports presenter Resmin thingy )

I've looked up this Reshmin individual and think she's alright but for an absolutely monumental hooter that looks like she's wearing it for a bet. Still probably would, though.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

She can run off with Mrs Bucket and remain happily ever after

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "I've looked up this Reshmin individual and think she's alright but for an absolutely monumental hooter that looks like she's wearing it for a bet. Still probably would, though."

She's kind of an attractive plainer (if that makes sense) with a voice much too sexy for her face
One other slight deterrent is that she's a passionate Spurs fan
No problems with the rest of her so I probably would too

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I see what you mean about the hooter
Let's hope she DOES have a gag reflex