We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?

[Burney]

Miriam Margolyes is the archetypal "Sounds fit on the phone" woman who turns out to be a frightful old non-looker in the flesh

(See also BBC Sports presenter Resmin thingy )

I've looked up this Reshmin individual and think she's alright but for an absolutely monumental hooter that looks like she's wearing it for a bet. Still probably would, though.