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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yep, two from the top and one from the bottom, as far as I can tell.
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes, and it's caused a global pandemic of chicks thinking that fat arses are actually desirable, and modifying their bodies accordingly.

    It's all part of the feminist conspiracy to ease normal alpha males who prefer skinny bitches out of the gene pool.
    So, what you’re saying here is that the Jessica Rabbit, exaggerated hour glass figure wasn’t playing to the baser male instincts at all ?
    How strange...

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    So, what you’re saying here is that the Jessica Rabbit, exaggerated hour glass figure wasn’t playing to the baser male instincts at all ?
    How strange...
    You know she was a cartoon, right?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You know she was a cartoon, right?
    And a rabbit too.

    Actually, was she really a rabbit
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    And a rabbit too.

    Actually, was she really a rabbit
    I think you're getting her mixed up with the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit, who was sexier* and a rabbit.


    *Well, she was right up until I discovered she was actually Miriam Margolyes, which spoiled it.
    Last edited by Burney; 01-10-2019 at 02:50 PM.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    *Well, she was right up until I discovered she was actually Miriam Margolyes, which spoiled it.
    Yes, one can see how it might. As Wiki puts it, "With her distinctive voice, Margolyes first gained recognition for her work as a voice artist. In the 1970s she recorded a soft-porn audio called Sexy Sonia: Leaves from my Schoolgirl Notebook."

    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Yes, one can see how it might. As Wiki puts it, "With her distinctive voice, Margolyes first gained recognition for her work as a voice artist. In the 1970s she recorded a soft-porn audio called Sexy Sonia: Leaves from my Schoolgirl Notebook."

    Ewww. That's horrific. Imagine knocking one out to Miriam Margolyes.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    So, what you’re saying here is that the Jessica Rabbit, exaggerated hour glass figure wasn’t playing to the baser male instincts at all ?
    How strange...
    Correct.

    Men who claim to like "hour glass figures" are as delusional as men who claim to be women.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Correct.

    Men who claim to like "hour glass figures" are as delusional as men who claim to be women.
    Have you ever considered a career in the rag trade? Or Hollywood?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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