We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?

[Sir C]

She does appear to have stepped into the eye of a shítstorm and kept repetitively clean so far...

wd rr imo

I wouldn't mind a look at her botty, i.

[Burney]

I wouldn't mind a look at her botty, i.

She's deffo an improvement on Carol Vorderman. Mind you, I don't know how Carol Vorderman feels about Jews.

[Sir C]

She's deffo an improvement on Carol Vorderman. Mind you, I don't know how Carol Vorderman feels about Jews.

I wouldn't mind a peek at Carol Vorderman's, either. Didn't she win Rear of the Year? A coveted title, of course.

Mind you, she has an inflated sense of her aeronautical abilities.

[Burney]

I wouldn't mind a peek at Carol Vorderman's, either. Didn't she win Rear of the Year? A coveted title, of course.

Mind you, she has an inflated sense of her aeronautical abilities.

A story used to circulate in Leeds sbout her having no gag reflex. It ended up with her having spunk dribbling out of her nose and sneezing. Completely untrue, I'm sure.

[Monty92]

A story used to circulate in Leeds sbout her having no gag reflex. It ended up with her having spunk dribbling out of her nose and sneezing. Completely untrue, I'm sure.

They should use her to make ethical human fois gras, imo.

[Burney]

They should use her to make ethical human fois gras, imo.

You want to eat Carol Vorderman's liver?

Fùck me, maybe Corbyn isn't altogether wrong about you lot.

[IUFG]

I wouldn't mind a look at her botty, i.

Has she had some 'work' done, do you think?

[Monty92]

Has she had some 'work' done, do you think?

Yep, two from the top and one from the bottom, as far as I can tell.

[Burney]

Yep, two from the top and one from the bottom, as far as I can tell.

Played, m.